I fell asleep last night,
then my cat decided it was ample time to puke up a hairball.
I woke up, in fear
cats make terrifying noises as they heave and puke.
It was a false alarm.
I couldn’t get back to bed, I stayed awake until 2am.
I woke up at 7:30am.
Needless to say I am exhausted;
All because my cat dry heaves.